Come as you are

I’d rather be weird as fuck than be boring as hell.

“hey, what time is it”

do you ever feel like your math grade is literally ruining your life

When someone changes the song just before the good part

13 year old bitches who thinks they’re cool if they say they’re not a virgin anymore or they smoke, or they do drugs…

Getting home after a long day at school…

on the outside i might look like an asshole but inside i am still an asshole

Sometimes I pretend to die in front of my pet to see how they would react

what if i bought a cactus and carried it around and just whacked everyone who pisses me off with the cactus

never introduce your friends to one another because they end up liking each other more than they ever liked you